March 2012
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academiagirl replied to your quote: I wish I was a young hot girl, so I could be a…
um… yeah… about that.
My feelings exactly. I don’t know if I should be proud of him for thinking of strippers in favorable manor (not sluts/whores/gold diggers/junkies), or insulted.
I thought it was hilarious coming out of his mouth either way.
So I posted it on tumblr.
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“I wish I was a young hot girl, so I could be a stripper and make a ton of money....”
– Spencer, my 43 year old stepfather.
February 2012
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“Your past is just a story. And once you realize this, it has no power over you.”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via lookatthisurlomg)
Scents that make me happy:
thealiengeranium:
swallowsswellingforthebeams:
leavesbecomemostbeautiful:
Pine. Anything pine-y.
Rain.
Vanilla.
Leaves.
Pussy.
Oh my gawd Audrey so lesbian.
Oops. Too obvious? My bad.
Logically, I know you posted this. But reading it? All I see is Kat.
Horny, horny, Kat.
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autumneulogy replied to your post: Corn Syrup
Michigan gives no fucks. It’s all about ice fishing and beer.
There’s also hockey… and Tim Horton’s.
Michigan is sort of like Canada’s (adopted) bratty little brother.
Corn Syrup
One thing you should know about me is that I hate watching the local news.
Local news follows a strict formula of
murder
gang violence
arson
fluff piece
everyone hates the mayor
volunteer opportunities
another murder
But every once in a while you get the “What the actual fuck?” story. As much as I hate the news I live for stories like these. Today our “WTF?” story...
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Dear Rachel Ray,
I’m not really into the whole “feeder” scene, but if you are…
Please call me.
With love,
Courtney
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I'm the worst...
… at texting.
I just…
lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.
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autumneulogy replied to your post: autumneulogy replied to your post: All my favorite…
Oh my god. Move to Cincinnati before you meander on over to California.
Dear lord, I want to. So bad. Fuck Michigan.
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autumneulogy replied to your post: All my favorite foods are beige.
What the hell have you been eating?! You need to come here and let Ally and I feed you our delicious from-scratch cooking. Food is not supposed to be beige. Ever. …That I can think of, anyway.
Mashed potatoes. Chicken. Biscuits.
From a box. From a bag. From a can.
When you’re poor, all food is beige. All of it.
All my favorite foods are beige.
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Fat Chef
I’m watching this show and I am appalled.
When will people be judged by what they create, instead of what they look like?
Also, how is a chef supposed to work without tasting their food all day? That’s what a chef does. They make tasty food. How are they supposed to do their fucking job without tasting if the food they’re making is good?
This woman’s nutritionist is...
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Donald Glover is on comedy central right now.
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Pages.
alfaith:
I hate when I finish a book and there are blank pages in the end. It’s like the author never finished, like the chatacters’ stories will never be written down in their entirety. And that’s what everyone wants, isn’t it? To leave something behind. To be remembered. Ever wonder if we are all just characters in a novel? Some of us with blank pages, some in series, some still stuck in the...
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Because not EVERYBODY loved Raymond OR Deborah for...
lady88:
If you think your husband is a big dumb idiot who isn’t capable of basic tasks besides mowing the lawn and watching the tv, then maybe you shouldn’t have married him.
And if your husband thinks all you do is nag him and make him fell like the idiot that you think he is then maybe he shouldn’t have married you.
Why these two points of misery somehow make a sit-com is beyond me.
It’s...
A little more personal
I’m switching all of my personal posts over to my new blog.
courtney-was-here.tumblr.com
So…. yeah. Follow if you want, ignore if you don’t.
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Curiosity Will Kill My Cat
I’m honestly considering just grabbing the first person I see and sleeping with them.
Any volunteers?
I just want to know what all the fuss is about. I feel like I’m missing out on something big, something special. The only thing stopping me from having sex is the lack of a significant other.
I need to make more of an effort to put myself out there.
Because I need to get laid,...
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A Thousand Thank Yous
This is a thank you letter to the always amazing Kat.
You have single handedly changed my entire outlook on life in just a few short days. You are the only person that has told me that my dreams are attainable.
Thanks to you I finally have the courage to move (alone) to the other side of the country.
Because of you I have spent all day singing at the top of my lungs (much to my family’s...
No More Dreaming
thehalfblacksheep:
I decided (with the help of Kat) that I’m moving to Santa Monica, California.
Things I want to do before I go:
Save $5000 dollars
Lose 100lbs
Buy a car
Legally change my name
Time to get my shit together. I will be living in California by my 22nd birthday, no excuses.
Time to put my dreams first.
*edit*
My mom is putting my Nana’s old car in my name. That just...
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pokerintherearliquorinthefront replied to your post: No More Dreaming
Whoo! Santa Monica is 20 minutes away from LA. Come visit me!
YES! YES! YES!
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queen—anne replied to your post: No More Dreaming
shut up. i go to college there! come say hi! :D
Yes! I most certainly will! Now I feel less scared to move there knowing there is a friendly face in town.
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Spit or Swallow?
I was just presented with a McDouble without pickles or onions.
This is ketchup, mustard, meat, and cheese.
So dry… It wont go down my throat.
This burger tastes like broken dreams.
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No More Dreaming
I decided (with the help of Kat) that I’m moving to Santa Monica, California.
Things I want to do before I go:
Save $5000 dollars
Lose 100lbs
Buy a car
Legally change my name
Time to get my shit together. I will be living in California by my 22nd birthday, no excuses.
Time to put my dreams first.
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souleveuncannibale replied to your post: V-Day
Omg trade V-Day’s with me PLEASE
Sure thing. I’ve got some leftovers I’ll be sending to you via the inter-webs.
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V-Day
I spent tonight eating heart-shaped pizza and German chocolate cupcakes while watching “The Biggest Loser”.
Valentine’s Day. You’re doing it right. Keep on keeping on, kid.
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marilyn monroe: stop using me as an excuse for being fat
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“Wherever I am, I am doing fine. I’m here for a good, not a long time.”
– Childish Gambino (Donald Glover)